Since Jessica Simpson has basically had the most public pregnancy ever , I guess it’s no surprise the new mom is pimping out the very first pics of baby daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson for big dollars. BUT HOW MANY DOLLARS?! As many as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were paid for first shots of twins Vivienne and Knox? Nope, not $14 million. As much moulah as Jennifer Lopez scored for introductory images of twins Emme and Maximillian? Nope, not $6 million either.
Really, it’s an embarrassingly small sum.
Most babies have fairly a predictable sense of humor and often the thing that makes them happiest is your big, smiling face. Fortunately, babies don’t care if we’re wearing makeup, they think we smell like love itself, and your coffee-stained bathrobe feels just as wonderful to them whether it’s been washed this week or not. If your baby could talk she’d say, “Mom, don’t worry about the zit on your nose, let’s both hide under this blanket for awhile. There, isn’t that cozy?”
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